So this drop rate and slim chances isn't simply an aspect of the game. Its a way of life. You have .01% chance at getting a response in the forums over this topic. However this .01% chance of replying as a "money given" lock of 800,000 dollars. So you must group up with the entire forum to get this .01% chance of a reply. Not only this, one person at random will roll for this chance of getting this .01%.
Isn't that a crazy, random happenstance? The game imitates life which imitates the game!